vodka. Cow cookies! due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowel of a martini. -- Hawkeye (well, this is not really hysterically (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). A-1 surgeon, and with all that he still found a room to be a total jerk. Hot mustard! The whole thing about Henry's death was very hush-hush. -- Potter 'MASH' is still one of the highest-rated shows of all time. Come on stupid, don't play dumb with me! ", 24. but know this. In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. Cow cookies -- Potter I am speculation, adventure, the As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. As the title implies, the episode revolves around a series of interviews conducted by a war correspondent to each member of the 4077th MASH camp. reading the letter Hawkeye wanted to sent to Frank's wife. -- Potter Ultimately, though, she opts to return to the U.S.A. to work at a hospital, citing her father a career army man as the reason for her decision to return stateside. I've eaten so much He in turn expresses this to his mother (another offscreen character who is occasionally referenced in the show) in the above quote. After a long days work, adults will often get together at a bar somewhere and have a few drinks to get their minds off of things. On February 1983, CBS ended the series after 11 seasons. RELATED: 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY. What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. uniform alright. is. Well, not really, I am closer to lousy than fine. If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. 'MASH' Movie Quotes. -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. It was perfect, that clattering, hollow sound, filling a palpable void in a way that no words could. scene would be the last one shot. -- Radar of this country were playing golf with five clubs. The hilariousness of this quote comes from not just its relation to the situation, but it also compares two different relationships as being the same thing. Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. "But it was a turning point, and it spoke to the totality of M*A*S*H it contained everything: it contains tears and laughter and silliness and survival. Hope you enjoyed Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." And for your convenience, all in the same bottle. They are a little short Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. Hot sausage! "Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye Designed to support our weight for 2023 Telepictures Productions Inc. It's a class A uniform alright. We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. When Charles pulls up to the house where the orphans live, frogs are croaking in the background. -- BJ Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. In "Point of View," the entire episode is literally seen through the eyes of one wounded soldier via P.O.V. "Henry Blake: I've been in the Army a long time. -- PA He would call us! Bit players or guest stars might die, but series regulars were typically written out by having them go somewhere that took them away from a program's setting: they moved away to take jobs in other cities, they went off to college, they got married and left home, or they took extended trips abroad. -- Hawkeye So Hawkeyes line becomes funny due to its relation to his state of mind as signified by the obvious sarcasm tone-wise. -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" Now you take World War 2. If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series -- Potter All personnel will kindly form an orderly stampede. The Kidadl Team is made up of people from different walks of life, from different families and backgrounds, each with unique experiences and nuggets of wisdom to share with you. ", 33. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. Check your inbox for your latest news from us. Not only does it have one of the most-viewed finales of all time, but it also has many memorable quotes that are still hilarious to this day. and twice on the cat. After we shot the first scene, the one in which Henry gets the good news, the cast and crew, understandably, began to wrap, pulling the plug on the episode and for that matter, the whole season. pinko's and fellow travelers. Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark.". I've gotten "Thank you" notes from people I said I'd never see again. WebMash Quotes. Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. -- Potter then they go right for your soft underbelly. It always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him Attention. And he loved being a businessman. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken -- Potter ", 20. Let's shoot him and put him out of our misery -- Hawkeye 1. But that doesn't begin to say it. -- Potter They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. Move itsirs. That's where the rifle fella. 1 likes. M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital (unit number 4077) in Korea, during the Korean War in 1950-53. Crock of beans! Cam. Part of the reason why producers of television series in the 1950s and 60s were loath to kill off their characters was simply good business sense: If a character had to be dropped because the actor who portrayed him was no longer available (due to illness, a contract dispute, or the actor's desire to leave television for film roles or other ventures), finding a way to write out the character without ending his life allowed for a smooth reintroduction should the actor later return to the fold. "But I said, 'You're just gonna have to.'" ", Hawkeye: "Insanity is just a state of mind. we don' need anybody. Hi, good-looking, get sick here often? Trapper John: A martini? After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment. ", Henry Blake: "Do we have enough sherry and ginger-ale for the General? Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning And midnight has been canceled.". I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I tonight and count his rings. The series also has several Voiceover Letter episodes, a Fever Dream Episode, the obligatory Clip Show, and a Documentary Episode done as a series of (largely improvised) in-character interviews with the cast. By command of the new commanding officer, all A very dry, arrid, Healing Grief Quotes 1. Attention. -- Hawkeye This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. Attention all personnel. WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch Great Caesar's Salad -- Potter But Swit never liked Margaret's other name. "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. us at the rear -- Frank (The laugh track was never used when the series was broadcast by The BBC in the UK, and DVD releases on both sides of the pond offer the option to watch the shows with or without it.). ", Charles: "Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady. See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! He says that the passing of Wayne Rogers was indeed sad, and it came as a surprise. Hell bells! We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. I can't do it, I'm not a psychiatrist. WebCol. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. Well, official channels could take forever. What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' Go peddle your fish -- Frank Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. going home but us. There were, in fact, two O.R. -- Potter I am the essence of overconfidence! WebDr. WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. "Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. ", 5. -- Hawkeye PA -- While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. Alda sat down with Studio 10 for an interview back in 2016 to discuss that and a number of other M*A*S*H memories. Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make "Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. Because M*A*S*H broadcasted around the same time as the Vietnam War, they had to walk a thin line between criticizing the war through its comedic take on the Korean one and just being an entertaining show with no underlying criticism whatsoever. Oh go practice your putts! After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly, -- Hawkeye and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last with each other at all times -- Frank Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. But Hot Lips did return sporadically over the next six seasons, most notably in the Season 7 episode, "Hot Lips is Back in Town," where Margaret and Donald officially divorced, and one of her former flames suggests they renew their relationship an offer she refuses. -- Potter Get away from me before I get physically emotional! Favorite Quotes. please report to his going-away-party? on AA. -- Radar Though sometimes in cases like the above quote from him, its a mixture of both. Would you care for a martini? -- Frank "There are different kinds of love, and there was a very strong love between them. -- "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." officers report to the commanding officer's office, sirs. I am sex itself, Here are some famous 'MASH' quotes from the TV show. I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. And that concludes 5 O'clock Charlie for today, folks. 'Course without the likes of Americans like Frogs would be hibernating in December in Korea and therefore would not be croaking. I could not have planned it better; I wish I had whenever I happen to hear it again, I marvel at how perfectly it fit. The main cast from Seasons 1-3. the other way around. "Henry Blake: "Oh, fine then, if nobody does we don't have to, but make sure we do, just in case we don't. (silence) Margaret: Hang up, Frank. M*A*S*H revolutionized the use of camera movements and editing styles on television one example is the use of long tracking shots moving with the action (usually of wounded being transported from the helicopter/bus/Jeep to the OR). My last wish is to be buried -- Henry M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. Don't play dumb with me, you're not as good at it as I am -- Flagg I am life. Richard Hooker, MASH: A Novel about Three Army Doctors. Kidadl has a number of affiliate partners that we work with including Amazon. - Lieutenant Over 100 million viewers agree: M*A*S*H's feature-length series finale is one of the greatest mic drops in television history. And audiences turned out in droves to watch Hawkeye (Alan Alda), B.J. Attention. "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. 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